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Do You Wanna Build a Fucking Snowman? by LadyDorian
Do You Wanna Build a Fucking Snowman?
Gifted as part of the Wrenchers-themed Secret Santa exchange on tumblr.

I asked the wonderful Wrenchers fandom what they thought our beloved Hitmen Husbands would use to decorate snowmen, and the (very thoughtful) answers ranged from bullets to gun clips to Scrunyuns to whatever bits of trash Numbers could find on the floor of the Buick. 

Numbers is a little (OK, a lot) less enthusiastic than Wrench about stopping to waste time have some fun after the job's finished. That would explain the lopsided snowman (or Wrenchman?) body and old bottlecap eyes and hastily torn duct-tape sideburns. Wrench thinks it's cute, though. He especially likes Numbers' use of Scrunyuns crumbs for hair, even if he just emptied the bag on the poor thing's head in frustration. 

Wrench, on the other hand, enjoyed making his Numbersman a bit too much. He settled on Scrunyuns for the eyes (because he swears that's all Numbers sees sometimes), and borrowed Numbers' striped scarf (not like he was using it at the time, anyway), and he even scraped some dirty snow from beneath the car to capture the likeness of his beloved bearded asshole partner.

And if Numbers isn't having fun now, oh, just wait until Wrench breaks out the snowball bazooka. 

Happy Wrenchmas!!

9" x 7.5"
~ink, watercolor, acrylic ink, iridescent medium, salt

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ATC - The Stars Hung in Ruin Between Them by LadyDorian
ATC - The Stars Hung in Ruin Between Them
Birthday gift for ithinkwehitametaphor. She's got this lovely Wrenchers prequel fic where Numbers struggles with his feelings for teen Wrench. It's called "Erstwhile..." and if you haven't been reading it, you really should.

Numbers is still working on the beard here; Wrench is still getting his weird jackets from the Goodwill. I also like to think Wrench is the one who starts off wearing scarves, but gives most of them to Numbers because Numbers is always running around in the dead of winter in designer suits with his shirt collar unbuttoned.

I wanted to paint regular stars at first, but I kind of like the melting/drippy look I ended up with. They're a lot shinier than this scan makes them out to be. You'll just have to take my word for it.


"The Stars Hung in Ruin Between Them"
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2.5" x 3.5"
~ink, watercolor, acrylic ink
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ATC - Would You Know a Good Thing? by LadyDorian
ATC - Would You Know a Good Thing?
"Would you know a good thing if it crawled up your ass?"
The Goldberg Sisters, "Would You Know"

Got the urge to draw Wrenchers with the red string of fate. Must have had something to do with the whole "old married couple" thing, and Adam Goldberg talking about how the two just seem to have always existed as a pair.

Pretty sure that right before I die, my last words will be "Wrench and Numbers are married."

Oh, and Wrench and Numbers' string is a bit different. Theirs is tied to their middle fingers. Because FUCK THE WORLD.


"Would You Know a Good Thing?"
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2.5" x 3.5"
~ink, watercolor, india ink, Inktense sticks
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  • Listening to: the rain
  • Drinking: Captain Morgan

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LadyDorian
Lady Dorian Gray
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
United States
Creator of BLACK HOLE BRAINS: a zine on the edge of sanity.

Forever young, Forever crazy, Forever hopeless.
~Lady Dorian Gray

Current Residence: Philly, PA

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Favourite style of art: manga, surrealist
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marco444 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Hi
You accept requests?
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Squisherific Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thanks very much for the watch! :hug:
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LadyDorian Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome! I love your plushies and I'm definitely going to save up to commission you ^___^
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That's great, I'll look forward to it then! ^-^
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LadyDorian Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you! I completely forgot... 
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CheriiKiyowada Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks for the favorites!!
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Thanks a lot for the Fave! :iconnarublushplz:
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vashley Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Hello! Ah so many wonderful things on your page that made me laugh as I was scrolling down to comment on your page. Now I forget why I am here. I think it was to thank you for a fav. Now I need to thank you for making me laugh, too, I think I like your sense of humor. 
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